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me: i had a dream last night
me: that *soandso* made me a turkey sandwich with tomatoes and pickles on it
me: because he was asking for my forgiveness
me: and to ignore his douchebaggery
eric: lol
eric: i cant believe u rememeber all ur dreams
me: do you wanna know what i did with the sandwich
eric: atew it
me: yes
me: i did
me: he put too much mayo on it so all the pickles slid out and i was mad
me: and my first thought was
me: god i really hope that was mayo