Supernova Charm School

I guess I should start blogging more since i have this new app called Blog Warrior on my phone. I can upload pictures and stuff directly from here! It's pretty sweet, not gonna lie. A lot easier to maneuver than Blogger on a mobile browser.

It's getting so close to summer, I can taste it. My parents pulled down the awnings on the side of our house, one of the biggest indicators that summer is FINALLY on its way. Then of course Memorial Day is tomorrow and it kicks off the season in a big way, and I usually go to my Grandparents' house and see my whole family. Delicious fun.

Now I don't know what to say. Perhaps I will have something to say tomorrow.

Gonna Replace You, Erase You, Delete You

Just writing to say how much more awesome of a person I've become in one short year. Seriously. And I'm totally over that crush. I basically never wanna see him ever again! Toodles.

I Will Go Down With This Ship...

So, I am pretty sure that the entire male gender is forming a revolt against me. It's fine, that's why I pledged to be Single 4 Summer. Haha, oh yeah, like me saying that would've been the actual reason I was single this summer.

Last night was a pretty crazy long and amazing night. I randomly bumped into an old friend and did some catching up and number exchanging. It was pretty exciting, I love seeing people who I lost touch with who I actually like. Some things that happened last night were slightly less than amazing, but whatever. I'm already over it. It doesn't take much for me to move on these days. After the last one, this one seemed about twenty times simpler. I honestly don't think anything will be as bad as the last one. That's still a roller coaster ride that I am unfortunately strapped into for the long haul. Insert an image in your head of me singing Dido's "White Flag" here. The flame has just about gone out. I've stopped thinking about it 24/7, but it doesn't mean the feeling in the pit of my stomach has completely gone away. I don't think it ever will.

By the way, I won't be banging anyone. Or fucking, or making love to. I'm not a stupid whore who just opens her legs for satisfaction, and YOU of all people should know that.

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

I'm officially giving up on the concept of falling in love. I've just decided it's not for me. The last time (the only time) I gave my heart up to someone it got shoved back in my face. No thank you. I do, however, still believe in the concept of dating and relationships and I am really fed up with guys. One day they act interested and the next it's like I don't even exist. But, I'm not giving up completely. I have not given up men for women YET. It will probably happen.

I Found a Letter You Wrote Me, Still Smells Just Like You

Holy shit. I have not blogged since February. I guess that's because of the beauty of TWITTER! I've become obsessed, just like most people these days have. I can't help it. I like tweeting.

Not much has been happening since February, though. Let me see. I fell into a pit of despair when I got my heart crushed and broken and torn into a thousand tiny little pieces. Okay, so maybe I'm being overdramatic. My heart wasn't really broken. I wasn't really in love, but it was one hell of a crush and I'm ninety-five percent over it. I've been too busy fawning all over Michael Cera to really care. Speaking of which, YEAR ONE? JUNE 19TH? HELL YEAH. I will so be there. I am not sure what really happened in February besides what I've previously mentioned, so let's move on to March.

In March, I got really sick for about two weeks and spent most of that time in BED and not at work. Therefore, I didn't get paid. But I did receive a pretty hefty tax return so I just lived off of that for a while. It was quite nice, and now I'm broke again due to financial difficulties involving bills that had to be paid. Such is life, it's everyone's story lately, I guess. I also got my wisdom teeth out in March, and now I have these lovely holes in my gums that still have not healed fully. It's pretty intense, but food hardly gets stuck in them anymore and they don't hurt. That was probably the one perk about getting my wisdoms out. Prescription painkillers! Oh Vicodin, how I love thee.

April was somewhat dismal as well, even though I got to go see Hannah Montana: The Movie with Victoria the day it came out. Worst idea ever? There were about fifteen million kids there and they were all so incredibly obnoxious. We sat next to these two ladies (I say ladies because they were definitely older than me) who were definitely not there with children who were singing along to the songs. I get it, I like Miley/Hannah. I also was there with a child. Very different. I also started tackling my room. It's STILL a work in progress. By the end of May, it WILL be done. I promise. I promise promise promise.

This month has been pretty awesome thus far. I love every single one of my friends. They're all so incredible and fun and I wouldn't trade the life I have now for anything in the world. Well, except if I could keep everyone who's in my life now and have my still half-written screenplays finished and turned into something amazing. And also, I'd wish to be a few sizes smaller with a nice flat belly.

I guess I will wrap this up now. I'm too busy wondering why Ludacris teamed up with Jesse McCartney. I think that's probably the weirdest duo ever. Ever.

Happy February!

I partied pretty hard last night in honor of my friend Laura's twenty-second birthday. First, the night started off with Christina and I getting lost on the way to the Mowgli show at Jerky's, which was actually pretty sick. We ended up parking in this lot that had a sign that was like "Unauthorized Vehicles Will Be Towed At Owner's Expense." We were pretty worried for our cars so I left before their last song so I could make sure our cars were still there. Of course while I was waiting for Christina, I was just sitting in my car and rocking out to Regina Spektor, and all of a sudden she comes and scares the shit out of me. It was NOT funny. Although her and Matt found it quite amusing. I am just easily scared.

We then departed and went back to Matt's house for the party. The whole night was a huge blur of amazingness. If I sat here and wrote every detail, I think I'd end up leaving something amazing out so I won't. I basically sat in the same chair all night and just chillaxed while I talked to a bunch of random people. I also walked around a little bit and Elijah was like "hey come look at what's in Rob's closet!" I was kind of weirded out by the whole thing so I was like "uh, no thanks. I'll just go sit down over here..." But now I'm kind of curious. I'm hoping it was a small gay man...also known as Eric. Of course. But I think the highlight of the night was when Rob wanted to draw on himself and he ended up saying "I wish I was wearing short shorts right now." I don't think he realizes he really said that or even remembers, but I found it incredibly hilarious.

Okay, so now I'm off to listen to the now defunct Danity Kane and dance my ass off. Hopefully literally because it's gotten quite large as of late.

1 2 3 4 Tell Me That You Love Me More

me: i had a dream last night
me: that *soandso* made me a turkey sandwich with tomatoes and pickles on it
me: because he was asking for my forgiveness
me: and to ignore his douchebaggery
eric: lol
eric: i cant believe u rememeber all ur dreams
me: do you wanna know what i did with the sandwich
eric: atew it
me: yes
me: i did
me: he put too much mayo on it so all the pickles slid out and i was mad
me: and my first thought was
me: god i really hope that was mayo